Thanks, Eric. Though the real Alan Galpert had initially mixed feelings about being the corpse. :)
Good one, Martin! I like the ending. By the way, there's a typo in the URL you gave (it's actually doorstop, not doorstep). Here it is as a clickable link: Death on the Doorstep I urge all fans to look around the site -- try to set aside a good time for some leisurely reading, because there are a lot of good stories there! Here's the homepage: Just One More Paragraph
Whoops -- thanks, Ted. My brain is slipping more each day :). And thanks for the easy link.