How about this one??? What's the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? A "Fairy Tale starts with "Once uppon a time" and a "SEA Story" starts with "This is no SH**.

"Take that AN slash pencil and shove it up your AN slash a&&"

"What are they going to do? Take away your birthday?"

and my two favorite technical terms that I tend to use every single day:

"FM" and "1 RCH"

Mine was from within the system......"Old OT's never die....They just 8-2-0"

Old favorite...SOFAR LOFAR ain't gone too far

Here's another similiar saying from SNI '69:

"OMAR-(the God of LOFAR)don't go SOFAR..."

Does anyone recall what OMAR is the acronymn for?

One more.." when a senior and a junior have a personality conflict, the senior has a personality and the junior has a conflict"

From Cdr Porter's office: In God we trust, all others we track.