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Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

A HOSPITAL builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the hoover.

The Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling cleaner in the staff canteen.

A horrified security guard at Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital told him to “clean himself and the hoover” before kicking him out.

The shameless builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear – “a common practice in Poland”.

His firm were refurbishing admin offices 100 yards from the hospital in central London.

An insider said: “The guard who found him said he was groaning louder than the hoover.”

HG Construction, based in Hitchin, Herts, said: “That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh.”

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

What a fantastic story that is

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

Wonderful!!!

Here's Henry

a bloody good f*ck

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

What a cheeky little grin he has!
Wonder why?

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

I think it sucks !

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

Personally I prefer Hetty.

hetty

But Hey each to their own.

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

This is the funniest thing I've seen for months.

Some further research.

Builder sacked over vacuum cleaner sex

A builder working at Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital has reportedly been sacked, after he was caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner in the canteen.

The man was allegedly discovered naked, on his hands and knees, with his rude bits in the business end of a smiling Henry vacuum cleaner.

The Sun reports that the Polish man claimed to bosses that he had merely been vacuuming in his underwear, which was supposedly a common practice in Poland. Hmmm.

According to the reports, the man was spotted by a security guard, who told him to leave the canteen – but clean the vacuum cleaner first.

Bosses for the construction firm he worked for, refurbishing administrative offices, are quoted in the newspaper as saying: 'That behaviour is not acceptable, although it gave a few people a laugh.'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=109146&in_page_id=2


and

Henry Hoover is described on the showerright cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

http://www.showerright.co.uk/henry_hoover.htm



Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

Someone with a a similar bent

"Sex with a vacuum cleaner

Hey everyone, is it true that sticking your c0ck in a vacuum cleaner gives the same sensation as a girl giving you a blowjob? I am really tempted to do it, but I dont wanna injure myself. (BTW I'm only 14 so I've never had sex yet - I'm just experimenting). Should I do it or shouldnt I?"


http://isitnormal.com/story/9010/

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

I don't think it's a Polish thing. It was on "Two Pints of lager and a packet of crisps". Gaz (played by Will Mellor) was trying to cure his impotence with a bit of Henry therapy. Just as he was getting down to it Donna came in and caught him in the act

Re: Henry the Hoover and "common practice in Poland"

Interestingly, many Polish men discovered their gay side on arriving in London.