Re: Thank you for watching my show for all these years. I greatly appreciate this site
Re-reading my own post, I feel I should add -- since it's sometimes easy to mistake somebody's tone on the web -- that I was not trying to give Michael a bad time. My intention was to offer him advice in a friendly way, and invite him to join the discussion like a real person, and like the good fan that I'm sure he is.
I know, I'm violating the best advice that anyone has offered in these threads -- that it's better to just ignore him. I just want it to be clear that (1) he's not fooling anybody, but (2) there's no hard feelings, as long as (3) he doesn't insist on dominating the board with these fantasies.
And now I'll just leave him alone. Thanks, everybody, for your tolerant and humorous approach to this.