Too much port in your storm?

I'd say!!!!!

Although, I prefer White Zinfandel!! But Any Old Zinfandel In A Storm just doesn't have the same ring to it!!

How about Any Old Zinfandel in a Zephyr? Here are my other five top 10 "sideways" titles for the ep (which I saw again Sunday on Hallmark -- what a classic!):

Any Old Chiraz in a Shower
Any Old Blush in a Bluster
Any Old Bourdeaux in a Blizzard
Any Old Gallo in a Gale
Any Old Merlot in a Maelstrom

And for those who have far cheaper tastes in the graph, Any Old Thunderbird in a Thunderstrom.

Very good, Martin, very good!!
May I add a few?

Any Old Cabernet In A Cloudburst
Any Old Chardonnay In A Cyclone
Any Old Gamay In A Gust
Any Old Shiraz In A Sirocco
Any Old Merlot In A Mistral
Any Old Riesling In A Rainstorm
Any Old Sauvignon In a Sandstorm
and my personal favorite...
Any Old Muscatel In a Mudslide

In tribute to your firm grasp of vinicultural vocabulary and climatological communications, here's looking up your old address.

Excellent Cassa...very impressive. You sure know your drinks!

Thanks guys!!

And of course I know my vino....I'm Italian!!

Here's an old Italian toast.....

"May your life be like a good wine--tasty...sharp...and clear. And like good wine--may it improve--with every passing year! Salute'!"