This is a goodie. Keep in mind Columbo's favourite song "This Old Man". I blatantly stole this from a guy on another forum...not a Columbo forum. So the credit goes to him.

A frog walks into a bank and walks up to the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"I would like to get a $30,000 loan so I can go on vacation", says the frog.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, and that his father is Mick Jagger, and that it is ok because he knows the bank manager.
She explains to him that he has to secure the loan with some type of collateral.
"No problem", says the frog, "I have this." And he holds up a bright pink porcelain elephant figurine.
Patty says she will have to consult the bank manager, and she goes in the back to speak with him.
"There is a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who claims to know you. He wants to get a $30,000 loan and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the pink elephant. "I mean what the heck is this thing anyway?"

The bank manager looks at the elephant and then at her and says............

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Not to rub it in your face Headache, but here it is. And look....just like I said....no one responded to it!!!!! Sad...sad...so tragically sad!!

I don't know Cassa...

I think my version was funnier.

You are a nut!! And of course yours was funnier, you are the almighty HEADACHE!!!!!
But lookie!! no one responded to you either!!

Ha! Ha-Ha! Touchee! A most wondrous joke! Wonderful!

A terrific joke, Headache! Much better than Cassa's version. Much MUCH better! Wonderful!

I salute you, Headache! That joke really got me in the gut. Wonderful!

Headache, that joke really blew me away! It made me want to take a one-way trip off a tram car halfway up a mountain. Wonderful!

Hey ho, Headache and Cassa! Both versions were great! Love it! Really. Wonderful!

Cassa... andHEAD... ache.

That... JOKEWAS... funny. ABSOLUTE... ly... hysterical.

KHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Wonderful.

Ward, you speak quite strangely.

Cassa and Headache. The joke was quite humourous. Quite humourous indeed. Wonderful.

So are you going to come over to my house and give me CPR????? I can't stop laughing!!! I have called you a nut before (only lovingly! ) but I think you have topped even yourself on this one!!!
Crazy guy!!!!!!!!
Hey....wait a minute!!!! Alex Benedict didn't reply!! I guess he doesn't love me anymore!

(Oh ....Headache....just thanks... I could get mushier, but I won't!)

i just found this, and i have to say that headache is unbelievable...no matter what name he uses....he always makes me laugh...yay!