And it wouldn't be Christmas without a parody of the "12 Days of Christmas" -- so here it is: "THE TWELVE DAYS OF COLUMBO" (Let's just do the last verse...) On the twelfth day of Christmas, Columbo gave to me... 12 Nazi Magicians 11 Aunts & Uncles 10 Hard Boiled Eggs 9 Pat McGoohans 8 Bassets Barking 7 Heads a-Scratching 6 Bowls of Chili FIVE “ONE MORE THINGS” !!!!! 4 Rumpled Raincoats 3 French Cars 2 Pairs of Shoes AND A RE-RUN ON “A & E” !!! Merry Christmas, everybody!!
Merry Christmas to you Ted!!!