Racketeering? In Illinois? I didn't know such things happened!

Haha, I'm only kidding, of course. I heard about how Gov. Ryan commuted all the death row convicts. I guess he wasn't the champion of right and virtue he pretended to be - much like a certain Senator Hayward we're all familiar with, eh? I wonder if Ryan, like Hayward, was rendered speechless when he found out he got nailed.