1. "When I first got here, I wsa speaking to one of your men. He speaks very slow."
2. "Even my grandmother's gree thumb couldn't grow bushes that quickly."
3. "I don't even like a deep tub."
4. "I'm gonna write that out on a card and I'm going to paste it up on my shaving mirror. And that's all I'm going to think about."
5. "I can verify that. He doesn't live here, I live here."
6. "Two squad cars, lights. People noticed. I did everything but throw the cuffs on him."
7. "Cincinnati? It's nice there. By the way, my name is Lietenant Columbo. I'm from the Los Angeles Police Department."
8. "But see here? Somebody has raked some 'mish-mosh' over it."
9. "I was thinking about calling him 'Fido.'"
"Gee how did you ever come up with that name?"
10. Fill in Blank: "Was it you?" "Was it me what, mam?" "Was it you with that cigar? Somebody smoked a cigar, IN Mr. _____________'s office. Was it you?"