The Lt. Columbo Forum
An area where fans from all over can ask each other questions and voice their own ideas and opinions on anything Columbo.This Forum is fondly dedicated in memory of "cassavetes45" (Carleen Zink),
Columbo's greatest fan and a great friend to us all.
The Top 10 Ways You Know You are a Columbo Fanatic
10. Your boss assigns you a project at work, and when you ask questions of it, you begin each one with "Just one more thing, sir."
9. When you see someone smoking aigar smoke, you immediately think of a Columbo episode.
8. Suddenly, you develop a taste and a craving for chili.
7. Phobias increase (i.e. don't like flying, don't like heights, get sick in hospitals, don't like a "deep tub," etc.)
6. Go down to the pet store and look for a listless dog. Tell the owner you intend to name it "Dog."
5. You convince your spouse that you need to buy a very old Peugeot.
4. Even if you were a skilled marksman, you begin disliking guns.
3. Accompanying your suit to the office, you wear a raincoat.
2. You have read this list so far and can identify with almost everything.
1. You decide to write a new Columbo movie and present it to Universal, casting Cassavetes as the villian-ess.
Excellent list Fred!
I am especially enamored by #1!
One thing that I have been known to do is to use my Columbo Phile book as a dictionary. It doesn't have to be Columbo related...it just may be a word that I know is in there and I can check the spelling.
TOO FUNNY DUDE.
You actually have a file folder labeled "Columbo" in your favorites file on your PC.
You went through a great deal of trouble and swearing to put the NBC Mystery movie theme on you cell phone as a ring tone.
You own one or more Basset hounds.
Peter Falk has a restraining order on you.
You want the faces of Levinson and Link on Mount Rushmore and can not understand why the White House does not agree.
Have scoured any number of wrecking yards in your vicinity for a Peugot of certain vintage.
You are planning a break in of either Ted or Rex's house for their Coumbo ephemera.
Need help.
Joe
too rich joe!!! i love it!!
...you check all your pockets to find something when you are out in public..
...you keep your copy of your columbo phile book at your side at all times....and you have even photographed your dog with it (i have..and i have a great picture of it..but i sadly don't know how to post it here..
) (welshdragon? you out there?? )
...you have started to have a craving for hard boiled eggs for breakfast
...you have seen headache's cave!!!!