On a cruise to the western Pacific, Columbo gets involved in a case in the Phillipines, where he runs into a descendant of the former dictator. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question Miss Marcos...how much did you pay for those shoes? They'd look terrific on my wife!"

Or he might make a guest appearance on a remake of "Addams Family Reunion."
"Uh...just one more Thing."

(Don't blame me, Fred started it...and Cass was afraid ***she'd*** write something stupid.)

good ones quid!!

ok...well, i'll try...but it will be so stupid!

columbo arrives sleepily at a crime scene, with egg in hand, and speaks to a fellow cop.."i like hard-boiled eggs..they're great for breakfast...but i always forget to bring my salt shaker."

(ok.........i am so embarrassed right now!! )

Columbo in Hawaii: "No, I don't surf. I have a balance problem and would probably fall off. It takes all of my effort to keep from falling down on land."

-OR-

Columbo at the doctor's office: "Doc, there has to be something wrong with me. Everytime I look in the mirror, I see someone else."

OK, that one was kind of dumb but I tried.