Steve- I don't have a coat like the one you're looking for- but I do have some old used soggy-wet chewed cigars if you'd like?

yes, that sounds most delectable..thankyou

Again.. wtf?

You need help my friend

I was just at the mall this past weekend, and a man walked by with a "Columbo raincoat" on -- I went the other way.

I was going to ask him if he was a Col. fan, but decided to mind my own business and keep shopping.