Glad to provide a bit of humor, Donna.

Only thing is, I find myself doing that for real sometimes, especially after I've spent a solid week watching Columbos.

My wife, on the other hand, is not amused. She says if I keep it up she'll have my truck's paint oxidized, the door hinges dried out do they'll squeak and she'll replace our cat with a long-faced dog.

Nothing like a spouse with a sense of humor