I have had two and still have one Basset hound(s).

I have driven many an old heap out of economic need rather than eccentricity. Columbo moment: In a drive through line I am told over the loudspeaker "Sir, you have to turn off your car. We can't hear your order over the engine".

My fashion look is "unmade bed".

5"4".

Can lose any object.


I like to think justice will be served.

I don't cook thought, due to many requests, nay orders, from the CDC.

Can stand tobacco, hate cigars.

Can not hold wine, let alone liquor well.

I like chili. It does not like me.

Joe

joe, i loved what you said about your car in the drive-through line!!