hi all,with the worlds media going to be taking an interest in our cup game then any suggestions on how to add some light hearted humour to the proceedings?

Last time i asked for comments on what to put on my banner that i took to the Killie cup game,also took along a home-made league cup with black n gold ribbons.

So any suggestions on maybe a new banner, or banners for others to make, or maybe we can all hold up silver trophies to have a dig at our history of cup wins compared to Newco's none.

i remember watching an old firm game at ibrox when the celtic fans had dozens and dozens of beach balls with them, so any ideas

Definitely play up our 3 League Cups and 1 Scottish Cups to their none.

We should also have some kind of banner that says that we're debt free.

haha great post!!!

what about a banner of ''Use WERE the people'' ?

or ''You r R*angers in disguise'' ?

simple songs of ''f*ck all, youv never won fuck all''.....and then start waving our cups etc.

''Simply ....depressed'' when they play come out the tunnel.

Love the idea of making up loads of trophies etc and everyone in our end holding them up though

Singing "simply depressed" would be classic.

Really hoping this game is live on TV so I can see it over here.

Just for sheer amusement.....''our garden shed.....''

''Why don't you just die?
Why don't you just di-ii-ie?
The Rangers went under
Why don't you just die?''

''If your club pays their taxes clap your hands''

Everyone singing
" You've Simply gone bust,
you've got no trophies or history,
you've been demoted to division three,
you should've paid your tax and v.a.t."


Gary Barlow eat ur heart out!

How about, 'F*ck all, you've never won f*ck all'.

I started that at Hampden v the Spiders. Never really caught on for some reason.

what about a HUGE sign saying ''Get over it'' haha

Why antagonise the genuine rangers fans who are in this position through no fault of there own. Let's go to Ibrox and support The Fife until hoarse and leave with dignity and heads held high no matter the result.

Possible Setlist:

Open with "Hello Hello, how do yo do"..... to announce our presence.

"My Garden Shed"...... a gentle endearment to the home fans.

"We've won more cups that you"..... again, light and amusing.

Then switch to some favourites from our back catalogue:
- "On a pitch down welsely road"
- "Mary fae Methil Hill"
- "were you there when we won 3-0 at Gretna (the Diana version of course).
- "we all dream of a team of robert sloans"
- 15 minutes of "gordon Durie's barmy army"


Then play us out, some more songs for our ibrox counterparts - this time a little more direct.

"We are the black and gold, we've won this cup and you've no...."

"We've won more cups that you"..... reprise

"You've got no history"

"Are you Rangers in disguise"

"SPL, you're having a laugh".

"one turnbull hutton, there's only one turnbull hutton..." mixed in with "we hate dunfermline and we hate raith rovers"

And to finish? Well asuming that we are 3-0 up with 10 minutes to go, the ibrox "faithful" will no doubt depart. We could do the traditional "cheerio, cheerio, cheerio", but how about this little ditty:

"They're walking away,
They're walking aaawaayyy,
Glory Hunting Bigots,
are walking away".

And for Encore:
"East Fife chaa chaa chaa".

Or a traffic cone

Woops ...... It was 3-2 at Gretna. I wisney there.

Game is on tues night 8th aug

In tribute to Trevor & Simon, I suggest 'We don't do duvets'.

"You're not Rangers anymore"

Big Murray Knew

Instead of singing “SPL your having a laugh”

We can use “your no in the SPL anymore” Derrick Brown style

“Mary Fae methilhill”, “have you ever seen a beach” and our own verison of the “hello hello” a must!

Can you hear The Rangers sing no no!!

Oh before I go can I say if we score we can do the boucey like the celtic and manchester city fans do but our own verison and if its on TV would be very good to record all the east fife support wearing black and gold boucing with their backs to the game for 20 mins lol

Fucking never!

We Are East Fife
Super East Fife
We pay our taxes
Have no debt
We hate Rangers
Cheating Bastards
They've nae trophies - onymare

To the tune of "We are sailing" by Rod Stewart

We are signing, we are signing,
New players - because we-.
Don't have a, transfer embargo,
'Cause we paid our, V.A.T.

Samuel's playing, Samuel's playing,
He's got one contract, and one pay.
He is playing, scoring for fun,
And we signed him, on a free.

We are winning, we are winning,
We can see you, walk away,
You are dying, we are trying,
Not to laugh at, faux weegies.

We are signing, we are signing,
New players - because we-.
Don't have a, transfer embargo,
'Cause we paid our, V.A.T

'Cause we paid our, V.A.T
'Cause we paid our, V.A.T
V.A.T.

banner displaying ''up to your knees in EBT's''

Just a simple chant of WHO ARE YIE, WHO ARE YIE

So they know what the year is going to be like in a Tartan Army Stylee

They'll be comin, They'll be comin, They'll be comin down the road.
When you hear the noise of the THIRD DIVISION BOYS, they'll be comin down the road.

They rake in the buckets for something to eat
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat
In their newco slums.....


There's only one Craig Whyte, one craig whyte....

"see you next year, see u next year! hullo hullo..."

usually gers fans head out before the end of a game so
"your walking away,
your walking awaaay
the ibrox faithful are walking away"

To the tune of Sanctuary by The Cult
"Mercenary, Ian Black, Ian Black
You're just a mercenary, Ian Black, Ian Black"

How about chanting ''You've got the second best ground in the third division'' that should wynd them up

We did no bad against a 2nd div side though,you must be depressed watching your team get ripped to pieces,its gonna be so easy getting to the top if we're facing shite like east-fife,4 goals yer lucky it wasn't 10.We'll see u once we win the 3rd,cannae wait to go to your world class stadium or should i say coo shed,whatever.Cheers for letting us get a wee bit o practice in,we'd nae preseason so the warm up yer team gave us was greAT.

Do you not think he might be a Celtic minded piss taker...just a thought