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Billy big time

To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER

Re: Billy big time

Song writer
To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER


Brilliant!!!!!!

Re: Billy big time

EFFC Forever
Song writer
To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER


Brilliant!!!!!!



Infantile and an insult to Fifers!

Re: Billy big time

Song writer
To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER


Re: Billy big time

Ah canny motivate the players
Song writer
To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER





That is truly painful! The embarrassing thing is, that the guy actually thinks he's funny. Unbelievable!

Re: Billy big time

Excuse me...but I've been places and done things!

Re: Billy big time

Re: Billy big time

I suppose it appeals to the retards though.

Re: Billy big time

EF Supporter are you all right son, is life getting to you. Maybe I need to write you a wee tune, that will cheer you up. Oh and by the way looking at your posts I smell a rat, me thinks you have linkto the regeime who are dragging us in the 3 rd division. You are wide Of the Mark with your comments and clearly don't see it like the majority of EF fans

Re: Billy big time

Song writer
EF Supporter are you all right son, is life getting to you. Maybe I need to write you a wee tune, that will cheer you up. Oh and by the way looking at your posts I smell a rat, me thinks you have linkto the regeime who are dragging us in the 3 rd division. You are wide Of the Mark with your comments and clearly don't see it like the majority of EF fans


Another post saying the majority of fans?? Get real FFS. Your song IS very infantile and I am actually a bit embarrassed for you. How old are you?

Re: Billy big time

Lol you are a tube... How old are you...... Lol what ! Are you a traffic warden.... "I'm embarrassed for you" great! You are a tit EF supporter your other posts are the same total bollocks. Just for your info I never slate the team, boo them or have a go at them. However I was disgusted with the pish that dud of a manager spouted last week he is a joke if you can' t see he needs punting you are delusional.

Re: Billy big time

Song writer
Lol you are a tube... How old are you...... Lol what ! Are you a traffic warden.... "I'm embarrassed for you" great! You are a tit EF supporter your other posts are the same total bollocks. Just for your info I never slate the team, boo them or have a go at them. However I was disgusted with the pish that dud of a manager spouted last week he is a joke if you can' t see he needs punting you are delusional.





Re: Billy big time

I agree it is infantile.
Then again aren't most football songs. Get a grip EF Supporter, he has opened himself to this so he will have to man up and take it.
I like the song, very creative, in an infantile way of course. Looking forward to seeing more of your work Song Writer. It made me smile which is more than can be said for the football.

Re: Billy big time

Get off your high horse EF Supporter

Re: Billy big time

Found another song called Billy Brown by Mika

Oh, Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life
Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife
While it was all going accordingly to plan
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man

He met his lover almost every single day
Making excuses through his dodgy holiday
Unto religion that he said he newly found
They didn't know that his faith was earthly bound

Brown, oh, Billy Brown
Don't let the stars get you down
Don't let the waves let you drown

Brown, oh, Billy Brown
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup
Gonna shake the water out of every nook
Oh, Billy Brown

Oh, Billy Brown needed a place somewhere to go
He found an island off the coast of Mexico
Leaving his lover and his family behind
Oh, Billy Brown needed to find some peace of mind
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]

And on his journey and his travels on the way
He met a girlie who was brave enough to say
When they made love he shared the burden of his mind
Oh, Billy Brown you are a victim of the times

Brown, oh, Billy Brown
Don't let the stars get you down
Don't let the waves let you drown

Brown, oh, Billy Brown
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup
Gonna shake the water out of every nook
Oh, Billy Brown

Brown, oh, Billy Brown
Gonna pick you up like a paper cup
Gonna shake the water out of every nook
Oh, Billy Brown

Oh, Billy Brown had lived an ordinary life
Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife
While it was all going accordingly to plan
Then Billy Brown fell in love with another man
Lyrics from eLyrics.net

Imagine that over the tannoy

Re: Billy big time

Gentlemen thanks for your comments on my school boy humour EF supporter thinks it is all too much. When you reflect on BB foaming at the mouth ripping into hardworking folk!! Remember he is in fitba he doesn't have a job he has a bloody pastime which he gets paid for

Re: Billy big time


And one more time.... Lol

Song writer
To the tune of I am sailing

I am big time, Billy big time
You are losers, I am great
Listen to me, please don't boo me
Cos I've done it, all before

Full of horse shit, full of horse shit
Billy big time your a dick
We' ve seen though you and we'll boo you
Till you fuck off out of here

SAY Ooh to ooh to be, ooh to be a FIFER

Re: Billy big time

EF supporter is a fanny
his goal in life is to be a tranny
he has no pals and spends his life on here
EF supporter is a fucking queer



nae tune needed!

Re: Billy big time

Hey ! I'm the song writer lol. Great! Don't be too hard on. EF supporter he is a bit confused looking for a direction in life he'll get there in the end

Re: Billy big time

Bollox
EF supporter is a fanny
his goal in life is to be a tranny
he has no pals and spends his life on here
EF supporter is a fucking queer



nae tune needed!


Great stuff. A banned racist returns to the board and now we get homophobic songs.