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New Chants for Wednesday?

Anyone have any decent suggestions of new chants, I have a few but just wondering if anyone has any others? I have this one but see what you's think..

Ohhhh Joe Joe! He runs like a bear. And like the hard cunt he is, he is bald and got no hair. He’s definitely worth it, he lives in a hive. Joe Mbu East Fifes Number Five!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

When i was young boy... My father said to me... Listen here my son your EFFC! HERE WE ARE... You know us by our noise... Proud of methil the famous Fanatic boys!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

When I was just a little boy
I asked my father what will it be?
Will it be rovers, will it be Fife?
Here's what he said to me
wash your mouth my son and go get your father's gun
And shoot all the rovers hun
It's the Fife for me.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Yep that sounds PC Correct. ..twat

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Yep thats sound perfect for the area , makes a difference from stabing you twat

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Yep thats sound perfect for the area , makes a difference from stabbing you twat

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Hhhhaaaaaaaaa, rovers fan hook line and sinker, right back at you.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?


(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Oh we hate Raith, we hate Pars, we hate everyone!

But we love you, the East Fife and we won the Scottish Cup!

(repeat)

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

B+G Ultra and Drum Banger

(To the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Oh we hate Raith, we hate Pars, we hate everyone!

But we love you, the East Fife and we won the Scottish Cup!

(repeat)


Again, depends on my schedule.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Every where we go is the best East Fife song going. Never ceases to get folk going.

However, the song is completely ruined by the silly bit at the end about walking a million miles. Drop that and you have a qulity chant that can go on for ages.

i.e.

EVERYWHERE WE GO

Everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
People want to know
(People want to know)
Who we are
(Who we are)
Shall we tell them
(Shall we tell them)

We are the East Fife(We are the East Fife)
We hate Dunfermline and we hate Raith Rovers
(We hate Dunfermline and we hate Raith Rovers)

REPEAT THE ABOVE PART TILL YOU CAN NO LONGER SING!

change the silly million miles part with...


ooh to, ooh to be a Fifer

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Legs up if you love the Fife x8

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Surely a wee shout out for the Stirling manager Greig Mcdonald, longest serving East Fife player of the modern era and nobody played for the badge like this guy.

One Greig Mcdonald!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Davy reid
Yep that sounds PC Correct. ..twat


Fucking retard

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Stand Banger
Surely a wee shout out for the Stirling manager Greig Mcdonald, longest serving East Fife player of the modern era and nobody played for the badge like this guy.

One Greig Mcdonald!


Maybe a Torro oooo Torro oooo chant again for a ex-player as manager or Torro,Torro give us a wave.

Or time flys by no herd that chant in donks or what a shitty home support.

You only have a moneumint only have a moneumint chant to the town's feature they have in stirling. (spelling isn't good so ye kin what a mean)

You are staying in Leauge two staying in leauge two chaa chaa...

Are you here to see the Fife play here to see the Fife play

We are the kings of Fife, East Fife.

Graham Weir your a w**ker chant followed by Gary Naysmith barn the army for a whole half.

We are the famous B+G. So dance dance the B+G are here we support the best team in fife that's east fife. we love the team and the B+G here so we're the best supporterssssss...

We are the B+G, no one likes us we don't care! (stole from UnionBears)

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

"barn the army?"

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Exploited!

Barn the army!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

E-A-S-T-F-I-F-E

We're the East Fife barmy army don't try to mess....

East Fife!
Barry Army
East Fife!
Barry Army (x1000)

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Maybe a bit extreme even for these devil may care ultras but what about...

CHANT :- EAST FIFE then clap hands three times. Repeat three times (or less if tiredness sets in.) Suck Werthers Original and repeat isecond half but only if winning.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Oh Joe Mbu
Mobility of a statue
Agility of a cart horse
And in the air he's worse

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Not The Other Chairman
Maybe a bit extreme even for these devil may care ultras but what about...

CHANT :- EAST FIFE then clap hands three times. Repeat three times (or less if tiredness sets in.) Suck Werthers Original and repeat isecond half but only if winning.


That's a bit extreme, although novel!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Graham Weir your a w***ker ill join in.

Where's your Wallace gone where's your Wallace gone
Far far away

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

Fash fash super fash
Fash fash super fash
Fash fash super fash
Super Nathan Austin
Repeat

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

I can remember doing a remix of the lion sleeps tonight with c`mon the fife c`mon the fife blended in to the natural beat of the song .
If the mf14 want to pick up the lyrics im sure it will go down a treat

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

What about for you
WE ARE BLACK
WUR YELLIE
WERE BIG AS MA
MITHERS BELLIE.

or

WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
etc,etc,etc.

or
WE ARE THE METHIL MORONS
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT PLANET YOUR ON
WERE GOING TO GIVE YOU AN EASY GAME
CAUSE WE LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NAME.

or
WERE BLACK WERE YELLIE
WERE VERY FUCKIN SMELLY
IF A WERE YOU A'D GIE IT SOME WELLIE
WE DRINK WATER FROM THE TAP
CAUSE THATS AS STRONG AS A CAN TAK



HEE HAW YER JIST A BUNCH OF NO HOPERS BACK DOWN TO WHERE YOU BELONG.
Bye Bye Bye.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

William Wallace was a Fifer !!!

or


Stirling`s staying doon .... stirlings staying doon !!!

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

binos are super
What about for you
WE ARE BLACK
WUR YELLIE
WERE BIG AS MA
MITHERS BELLIE.

or

WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
etc,etc,etc.

or
WE ARE THE METHIL MORONS
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT PLANET YOUR ON
WERE GOING TO GIVE YOU AN EASY GAME
CAUSE WE LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NAME.

or
WERE BLACK WERE YELLIE
WERE VERY FUCKIN SMELLY
IF A WERE YOU A'D GIE IT SOME WELLIE
WE DRINK WATER FROM THE TAP
CAUSE THATS AS STRONG AS A CAN TAK



HEE HAW YER JIST A BUNCH OF NO HOPERS BACK DOWN TO WHERE YOU BELONG.
Bye Bye Bye.



Em....sorry...can you remind us all of how many trophies your minor club have won? Look at the history of our clubs. We are miles ahead of shitty little Stirling Albion.

Re: New Chants for Wednesday?

binos are super
What about for you
WE ARE BLACK
WUR YELLIE
WERE BIG AS MA
MITHERS BELLIE.

or

WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
WE HATE YOU
etc,etc,etc.

or
WE ARE THE METHIL MORONS
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHAT PLANET YOUR ON
WERE GOING TO GIVE YOU AN EASY GAME
CAUSE WE LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE
CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NAME.

or
WERE BLACK WERE YELLIE
WERE VERY FUCKIN SMELLY
IF A WERE YOU A'D GIE IT SOME WELLIE
WE DRINK WATER FROM THE TAP
CAUSE THATS AS STRONG AS A CAN TAK



HEE HAW YER JIST A BUNCH OF NO HOPERS BACK DOWN TO WHERE YOU BELONG.
Bye Bye Bye.



You sound like you live in Fife with this patter and support either the blue or green eh glasga? We are staying up you fool Nice disguise btw.