Feel we let ourselves donw in just one regard on Saturday and that was that our variety of songs were not up to their usual standard!

So what new ones can we get for Saturday.

Had a few thoughts, but then if you took out the ones that featured swearing then I've none left!

Thought we could do a version of the Pixies classic "Where Is My Mound".

or Broon's namesake inspired me to think of the Stone Roses "I Wanna brand new board".

We need noise and numbers from start to finish on Saturday.

You are my East Fife, my methil East Fife, We're only happy when Brown's away..... please complete this song.
Thank You!

You'll never know how - much we hate him
Please dont let the wee hitler stay

hitler can obviously be replaced by a number of words/names

We hate Derrick Brown! he's a poof, he's a poof!

To the tune of Golden Brown:

Derrick Brown, he is a twat
East Fife fan? I smell a rat!

he let us down
Flattened the mound
oh what a clown
it's Derrick Brown



To the tune of I feel the Earth (Tiffany?)
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the mound tumbling down, tumbling down
I feel the East Fife are crumbling
whenever you're around....

Oh baby!

One for the older supporters

to the tune of "young Girl" - Gary Puckett and the Union gap

"Derrick Brown get out of East Fife
we have no place for you in our life

your a clown brown, your going down Brown"

for the youngsters the real song begins ..Young girl get outta ma life....

An old favourite of mine (more applicable than ever)

Derrick Brown! (clown!)
He's got the power to know
We're tax deductable
Brown's always thieving


Tune of Spandau Ballet's Gold

Hey Broon
Why don't you go?

We are shite now
and you'll regret it

Remember, we're getting under your skin
That's just to begin and don't forget it.

Hey Jude, the Beatles

To Que se ra, se ra

"Kiss my ass, my ass
thats my message to Derrick B

chairman of East Fife FC
kiss my ass, my ass"

no swear words don't want any kiddies being upset

Bob I thought the words were 'young girl get outta my mind (my love for you is way out of line)'

How about:

He's fat, he's round
He bounces on the ground*
Derrick Brown, Derrick Brown

or

*He's trying to sell our ground

Don't Stick any money in his pocket
the ego-tistic council man,
Coz if you want the best ones
dont ask questions
Then Brother ive a plan,
Coz where my shares come from is a mystery,
Is if from neil rankine or the twiggies.
But heres the one thats drivin us berserk
How did this money come from a council clerk

la la la la la la la la la la
(only fools and horses tune)

Song for Derrick to sing in a deserted Bayview holding aloft his two sided scarf (Blue & White / Black & Gold )
" I'll always walk alone "

What a great talent you are Rothes!

A career in adertising awaits you

HA HA SAID THE CLOWN
or are you awe too young ti remember Manfred Mann?