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Away From The Numbers

All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.

This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

GoF

 

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OK!! best caption gets a tin o beer (Tesco student brand) on the mound at the Montrose game .

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get that up yea u shower of bstrds!!!!!!!

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Central Park beckons, to replace a mound of tyres at the racewall. Can I still keep ma blazer?

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"Next?"

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Im a bigger prick than the stone behind me, I am you know I am

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The board of EFFC are pleased to announce the opening of Scotlands first SFA approved synthetic surface cemetary.

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"I still cannae find any pals"

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"they said I would be "head" stone !!"

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This is what happend when i gave the managers job to Kenny Hancock my one and only pal...

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"whaurs the burds"

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The clubs dead but at least its debt free. Not a lot of other clubs are in this fortunate position.

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I`ll get that pesky GOF,even if I have to hide out in his back garden.

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"Betty, Betty! Are they away yet? Is it safe to come out?"

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No comment!

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"...and to my son Colin I bequeath....."

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My job is done. They'll give me the key to Cowdenbeath after this!

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Doesn't the mound look so much better now we had bulldozed, Wullie?

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And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky fans.

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Now back to my day job.

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Voice off pic

"We can see you sneaking out"

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i didn't see that coming!!

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“It’s a grave situation. I will not be happy until I have buried the entire club….”

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"They'll call me CEASER BROON efter this,the man who SMASHED the rebellion"
LOOK, THERE EH GOES!!!!!!!

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Bowling club blazer and tie - CHECK
Cowdungbeef blazer and tie - CHECK
Raith R**ers blazer and tie - need to work on that - OI WILLIE
East Fife blazer and tie - CHECK
Dunfermline blazer and tie - comin for ya baby.

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everything i do is for the love of the club. I will be a supporter till the day i die

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Erm... sorry officer, I couldnae find a public toilet, heh heh!!!!!

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If you merged two tv comedy characters from the seventies:


"Hmmm Betty! I think I got it wrong again"



I'll get my jaicket...

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OF COURSE THE TRUST COULD HAVE BOUGHT SHARES !!!
IF THEY HAD THIS MIGHT NEVER HAVE HAPPENED .

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Is that an obelisk behind me or is it you Julian?

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The winning caption should be displayed on the front page of a.f.t.n.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? IT'S ALL MY FAULT ?

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I'm no tellin ye what happened, it's confidential.

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'I told them to put RIP OFF'

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"Haw Mr Gray, (who is the man behind the camera) keep a look out !!, can anyone see me pishing on this grave? I think it's illegal."

"Make sure you get my Rangers' scarf in the photae"

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"I screwed them all and did it my way"

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"Fancy a dance Betty?"

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Brian

Pick a winner at some point and we'll have it on the front page.

I like anon's "Next?" best so far!

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I forgot to bring flowers but I have brought this Twigg.

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Ewan's line is the best so far methinks. Had me laughing out loud it did!

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"Broon'll fix it for you, and you and you and you"
(sing to theme from that well known cigar smoking fools programme)

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Try again!

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Ok!! The committie (Me, My Wife, The Family ] 's, Fife Council Payrol Dep't and Kelty Local Office Staff) will pick the winner at 12.00 hours tomorrow

GoF, you can use the pick on the front page if you wish, Oh hell you can sent it to the press if like

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ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE DEAD CENTRE OF METHIL

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Just you stay away Buffy.

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I hope the TRUST will pay for the Purvey. Don't want to "DIG" into the profits.

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Okay I relent, i'll sell you those shares now.

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Davie..It`s ok,yer underpants are here!

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I told you the Trust will get their remaining 1000 shares over my dead body

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"Relegation Instead (of) Promotion"

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"Theres no a plot big enough ti fit ma ego"!!!

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When I came to Bayview my vision was simple-
Inter East Fife.
Mission Accomplished!

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I want this one in the centre spot.

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Are you alright down there Julian?

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Are you alright down there Julian?....

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shall I just put this over here beside Third Lanark and Clydebank????

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Stop saying I look like George Galloway.

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the trust will have to rip the shares out of my cold dead fingers

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You c-nts said you would come and look for me once you counted ti one hundred am no playing wi you's again spit the dummy again

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A LOT O GUID THE PROTESTS DID EH !!!
NOO WHO'S IN CONTROL ??????????????
ME YA BASTARDS. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!

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danskin f**ked the boys but I f**ked East Fife

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Well Neil, nae transfer budget for players needed now. Thats anither twa hunner pound ah've saved.

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Errr! a bit later than was intended but the committee had quite a problem choosing an over all winner (thats an excuse for lazy git).

Lots of crackers in there, Dyker_Grove and Enfifer were both in the running but the unanimouse choice was for Mike with "I screwed them all and did it my way" really made us chuckle .

Make yourself known to me next week mike and you will get your prize.

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Ha Ha Ha ,Hee Hee Hee,
I'm th laughing gnome and you cant catch me!

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Job well done!

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Am I a complete FANNY Betty
Answer AYE DERRICK