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Away From The Numbers

All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.

This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

GoF

 

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Feb 21, 2006 - 4:18PM
On a lighter note

A motor cycle cop pulls the driver of a red corvette over for speeding in a built up area. The policeman walks over to the car and the drivers rolls down the window. The driver is is stunning blond, short skirt and about 25 years old.

The cop asks for her drivers licence. "Drivers licence ?" says the blond "What does that look like ?"
The policeman describes what a licence looks like and asks the blond to look in her bag. Eventually, she pulls out her drivers licence.

" Insurance papers please " asks the cop. " Eh, insurance papers ? " says the blond. The cop asks her to look in her bag again and after about 5 minutes, she finds her insurance papers.

The motor cycle cop then radios in to Police H.Q. to validate the papers and quotes the licence plate and the name of the driver.

A voice from H.Q. comes back with " He, is she not a blond bird, about 25 years old and drives a corvette?"

"That's correct" says the cop. " Okay " says the voice from H.Q." walk back over to the car and drop your pants". " I can't do that " says the cop.

"Just do it " says the voice from H.Q.

The cops walks back over to the car and drops his pants. Upon which the blond driver responds with
" Oh no, not again. Why is always me who gets
breathalyzed ?"

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