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All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.

This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

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Chicken Run

The best laugh in ages when the chicken and wheelbarrow entered the ground. The stewards to their credit just threw it out(frightened of bird flu maybe)but someone alerted the police! Wonder who that could have been:

DB:Eh hello officer, it's Derrick Brown saviour of East Fife here

BIZZIE:Oh you again Mr Brown, what's the problem this time?

DB: Well there's a chicken and a wheelbarrow just come into the ground at the mound cormer.

BIZZIE: What half-time refreshments have you had Mr Brown?

DB: Seriously I want that chicken arrested.

BIZZIE: We'll look into it Mr Brown and rest assured there will be no feathers left unruffled until we get the perpetrator of this dastardly act.

Cluck off Derrick there's more chickens in your boardroom than entered the ground.

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Believe Derrick wants Angus up before the BEAK on Monday. Derrick is also to be charged for wasting police time and resources

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He didn't phone the police AGAIN did he?

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Now now. We don't know it was Deek. The policeman just said he'd had a complaint from someone over there!

Could have been one of the other muppets. If they're able to speak in public that is.

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Probably his wife,Eva

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Angusfifer

£40?
Want a donation?
Best laugh I've had in ages apart from Igor's haircut.
Also lots of guts.Respect!

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Could we perhaps ask Deek if we can hire Bayview for a fighting fund fundraiser. Perhaps 'Birdie Dance in the Park' would be an idea?

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Can i come as an ostrich. No sorry my neck's not long enough, do do dodo dodo do, do do dodo dodo do, do do dodo dodo do, clap clap clap clap. Now I remember those heady days in Tenerife.

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Any photos yet? I only got one on his exit from the ground but it's not that great.

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It must have been db,i saw him on the phone after the chicken was thrown out!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty pathetic really as the polis room is only over his shoulder, but what else do you expect.........

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Can you get done for being drunk in charge of a whellbarrow?

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Scary thing is he was sober!

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Great publicity Angus. Good pic and story in " The Courier " as well. How can we fail to win our club back!

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It was good to see the article and pic in the Sun as the intention was to raise the profile of the protest by performing a wee publicity stunt.
My only regret is Eugene's interview report was curtailed and got somewhat garbled (had Dave Marshall resigning because of Brown not being punted from the trust).
How do you think Deek would react to a chicken sitting a few seats along from him tomorrow night?

PS I drive a BMW and I live in Lundin Links...