Just got back from staying at Berlosconi's humble palace in Roma while attending a champagne reception (with my mate Tessa J and estranged husband) on Third World Poverty only to find that the House of Lords doesn't supply The Sun Scotland newspaper - after all the money I paid New Labour for my peerage, it's a bit much, I know - so can anyone direct me to a link?

Also GoF will you be posting photo's of Chicken George (a.k.a Angus Fifer) being chucked out of the ground? F**king mad or what?

Exile,

Have e mailed the report to you.

Tam.

Tam

Can you email me as well please?

I'll scan it in at work tomorrow and e-mail it if anyone wants it with the picture of chicken man. Just fire me a mail sometime tomorrow to remind me if you want (clik the mail symbol on the left).

Can i have an e.mail too?
My companies internet has denied access to the link and classified it as pornography!! I would love to see the photo of the chicken

The headline "huge cock pulled off at Bayview" probably has something to do with it..

Just got in. E-mail coming soon chaps!!

Hang on. Tam are you e-mailing the text version or do you have it scanned too? It neevr twigged that you might have done so aswell.

Tam, many thanks but pissed off at last night's result just when I thought there was an outside chance of the play-offs. What was it that John Cleese said in Clockwise 'I can take the despair it's the hope I can't stand'

Thanks Faraday

Just read the article.
It's great.
Yes a few facts wrong but the thrust and the tone are correct.
More to the point it's very amusing and will have allowed readers with no interest in East Fife to get involved in the piece.
Well done whoever got Bill Leckie interested.