Due to his sterling work and negotiating skills at New Bayview, Derrick's fame is now international. As the football season is drawing to a close the most reviled has caught the eye of another tyrant, none other than King Gyanendra of Nepal. The King feels Derrick's success in winding up the local population in Levenmouth can assist him in his efforts to quell the protests and riots currently sweeping the country. There is no word yet as to whether his lieutenants ( sorry poodles ) have been invited. He has been asked, however, to bring a couple of tins of paint, to deal with the ringleaders. The King has told Derrick to forget the half bricks as there is a plentiful supply flung during the protests.
Good luck in your new adventure Derrick, please don't hurry back. Stay in Shangri La

Masses of protesters who have had enough, against one out of touch, delusional leader who has long outstayed his welcome and thinks that by offering a few measly reforms he can keep his blazer...sorry crown.

If he comes out with the "right-thinking people comment" followed by "The wider Katmandu community" then we'll know our own departing dictator has jumped ship