Free to enter

http://fantasyfootball.metro.co.uk/

so make your team and join up. £100 million to spend

Join the AFTN league with code 51377-9092

3 teams so far.

I'm in igor. Levenmouth Tigers. A team for all right thinking people.

Do the wider Levenmouth community have a team?

They do now. Levenmouth Community just joined.

am in

The winning side has just been added

At the end of the day I will win this for 50 years.

Don't talk a load of lies Craig, I entered yesterday!

I'm in (Shrek Republic)

easy peasy.away the royals

I am Beef Curtains XI

Could this be stickied?

I'm in.

No longer stickied ?

Table so far...

1 Spirit of 38 Stuart Kirkaldy 20 83
2 levenmouth Community Allan Duthie 10 79
3 The Bellyaches Sean Jensen 14 71
4 Rooneys metatarsal Neil Ballingall 25 67
4 Springfield United Mike Dales 10 67
6 St Pauli Fifers Paul Bogie 14 64
7 Hand of Archigod steven black 22 63
8 Bayview seconds Craig Baxter 14 62
9 Team AFTN Michael McColl 18 61
10 libero's red men Robert Millar 22 59
10 Mountainside Scree Darren Band 10 59
12 Shrek Republic Graeme Houston 22 59
13 Urban Tundra CK David Band 15 58
14 SmokyLauds Paul Jensen 8 58
15 Archies left peg Neil Donaldson 2 57
15 Brown Haters Martin Davidson 17 57
17 Methilhill Utd Liam Coote 6 56
18 Levenmouth Tigers david mathers 12 56
19 Moundchester United Matthew McLean 18 53
20 Mound mavericks Jeff Grant 5 51
21 Pitcoudie United Lee Gillies 18 51
22 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Mikey Hunter 14 50
23 Beef Curtains XI Jamie Dickson 17 49
24 Rosmarkie Beys Graeme Donaldson 6 39
25 Diego 86 Kenny Reilly 7 39
26 Bayview Barca Thomas Finlay 6 38
27 Fife FC Peter Cunningham 0 22
28 100 Women Derrick Brown 3 11

The Brown Haters are struggling down in 15th. How has the spawny Cowden fellow Stuart Kirkcaldy blagged his way into the top spot?

how was the hols martin.?

Wrong Martin sir!

ooops

Like I said it's turning into the Women's Own letters page

I bow to your superior knowledge of womens magazines TOC but I can't quite work out why on earth women would send in a letter saying 'Wrong Martin Sir' and 'Oops'

Kindest but very puzzled regards
The Typist

toc is beggining to talk like the other chairman.

This is a thread for the Metro Fantasy Football League
The Woman's Own comment was a wasted analogy.
If Bailey wants to start asking strangers about their holidays he should use a chat line.

I think you mean it was a rubbish analogy, not wasted!

I am getting drawn into a correspondence with the girls. If you and Bailey want to have garden fence conversations on-line then go ahead.
You could discuss cooking but that would be a one sided discussion.

Ok then, the next time I see you we can discuss football. Sorry, at the risk of copying what you say, that would be a bit one-sided too! I do love to talk though!

That's all we need - attaching funny faces to your posts. You are twenty five now,why not act your age.

See TOC is as tolerant of you as the other chairman!!!

Oh and as for the fantasy league, it's amazing what can happen to your team when you show a bit of interest in it and not leave 2 injured players as your strikeforce for the first round games!

He's got a bit of the GOM syndrome going on there.

are you saying that i can cook?dont spread that about.

O.K. I surrender - the girls have won.
I did detetect a bit of girlie support coming in from GOF

ok, well since no-one else is wanting to say it, I will.

Nice pussy Kerriann

I forgot my fucking username and password. My squad are about as well managed as Broonies books!

Now young Martin, I don't know which is the worst profanity f@ckng or your linking my name with C@wden. Due to misguided fate I live in Lochgelly not the C word!!

Here's the latest standings after the semis:

1 St Pauli Fifers Paul Bogie 297
2 levenmouth Community Allan Duthie 293
3 Spirit of 38 Stuart Kirkaldy 291
4 Urban Tundra CK David Band 282
5 Mound mavericks Jeff Grant 275
6 Hand of Archigod steven black 271
7 Levenmouth Tigers david mathers 270
8 Team AFTN Michael McColl 261
9 Mountainside Scree Darren Band 247
10 SmokyLauds Paul Jensen 243
11 Bayview seconds Craig Baxter 243
12 Rooneys metatarsal Neil Ballingall 233
13 Brown Haters Martin Davidson 232
14 leven royals fc thomas ross 231
15 Beef Curtains XI Jamie Dickson 230
16 Bayview Barca Thomas Finlay 224
17 Pitcoudie United Lee Gillies 220
18 libero's red men Robert Millar 219
19 Shrek Republic Graeme Houston 215
20 The Bellyaches Sean Jensen 213
21 Fife FC Peter Cunningham 209
22 Methilhill Utd Liam Coote 205
23 Springfield United Mike Dales 202
24 Archies left peg Neil Donaldson 197
25 Diego 86 Kenny Reilly 197
26 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Mikey Hunter 185
27 Rosmarkie Beys Graeme Donaldson 178
28 Moundchester United Matthew McLean 164
29 100 Women Derrick Brown 36

And the final standings were...

1 Spirit of 38 Stuart Kirkaldy 321
2 St Pauli Fifers Paul Bogie 319
3 levenmouth Community Allan Duthie 317
4 Urban Tundra CK David Band 305
5 Mound mavericks Jeff Grant 302
6 Hand of Archigod steven black 302
7 Team AFTN Michael McColl 296
8 Levenmouth Tigers david mathers 293
9 Mountainside Scree Darren Band 283
10 SmokyLauds Paul Jensen 281
11 Bayview seconds Craig Baxter 281
12 Beef Curtains XI Jamie Dickson 262
13 leven royals fc thomas ross 259
14 Rooneys metatarsal Neil Ballingall 243
15 Pitcoudie United Lee Gillies 239
16 Fife FC Peter Cunningham 239
17 Bayview Barca Thomas Finlay 238
18 Brown Haters Martin Davidson 237
19 libero's red men Robert Millar 231
20 Shrek Republic Graeme Houston 223
21 The Bellyaches Sean Jensen 222
22 Methilhill Utd Liam Coote 216
23 Springfield United Mike Dales 212
24 Archies left peg Neil Donaldson 206
25 Diego 86 Kenny Reilly 5 202
26 Dynamo Chicken Kiev Mikey Hunter 191
27 Rosmarkie Beys Graeme Donaldson 186
28 Moundchester United Matthew McLean 171
29 100 Women Derrick Brown 36


Well done Stuart

Poor Derrick though. Bottom of the scrapheap again

Keep your eyes out for any good (and free!) fantasy footie leagues we can run for next season - ideally for both Scottish and English premierships.

Just seen that the Metro are launching a free Premiership game on July 31st, so that's one to bear in mind.

The top few in the Metro AFTN league finished in around 15,000th - 16,000th out of 240,000 in the overall league. It's so frustrating to be within 15,000 places of winning. It let's you understand how the English team feel.

I'm good at this sort of stuff eh?