According to todays EFM

What a lot of tosh - the pitch was reseeded late as the begging bowl routine for a plastic pitch got nowhere, but suddenly some spin is put out that DBs wizzo skills are going to net £4m.

If the club was really likely to pocket £4m, why wouldnt banks lend a measly £350k.

Doesnt make sense

Indeed. See the posts last week under the "Great £4m Con". Nothing has changed since then.

I think the funniest part of that rubbish is that he'd use the 4m to build a new stand perhaps. How I laughed at that! No sooner has the plastic pitch fallen by the way side then the Dr of spin tries to come up with something else.

Keep trying Deek, even if you were to build a 60,000 all seater stadium complete with waitresses serving beer and half-time snacks, a brown free Bayview as it is would still be a better offer (Now calm down men this is not going to happen!).

Looks like the minister for propoganda has been at it again!

He still had a go at the fans Brown must GO,but it seems he is going to stick around for at least ten months,THE PROTEST WILL CONTINUE.

Ten months Kenny?? Try ten days. He's just feeling brave whilst Willie Gray is on his holidays.

The most signficant thing about Deek's latest nonsense is how little interest it has created. Even the press haven't bothered to follow it up in the way they normally do.

It's as if we all realise it's the last act of a desparate man.

Are we to get a Derrick Brown stand then. Yukk an everlasting legacy?

Be ironic since no one can stand him

Maybe we could have a Derrick Brown Memorial Urinal, with his face drawn in tile mosaic along the back to give you a target to piss on.

Ladyfan says...

"Keep trying Deek, even if you were to build a 60,000 all seater stadium complete with waitresses serving beer and half-time snacks, a brown free Bayview as it is would still be a better offer (Now calm down men this is not going to happen!)."

Now of course you're right, Ladyfan. We could never be bought by such a cheap play on our most basic instincts. However, purely hypothetically, if you could just expand on this whole 'waitresses and beer' thing. 'Specially the 'waitresses' bit. Er, and the 'beer' bit. Thanks.

Couldn't the trust provide this service?

I knew that as soon as I pressed 'post message' on that last one I would regret it!

Although, we could go for cheerleaders as opposed to waitresses! I'm sure GoF would be able to source a group (if that is the collective term, maybe should be a gaggle?) as he has mentioned it to me before.

What about us wummin though? Infact, we need nothing else apart from the fitba!!!!

its footie, u should be at home makin the mans dinner etc etc.
As for the cheerleaders.......nah Id prefer waitress service, the first shift must be good looking but when the shifts changes say at half time it shouldnt matter too much

At least no-one has intimated yet whether or not the waitresses should be fully clothed or not. I'm surprised at you Lonefifer!!

OK then, now you mention it they all will need to be topless, with gargantuan melons.

I'm not allowed to "source" cheerleaders any more after that unfortunate incident at the Scottish Claymores game and the subsequent restraining order

(the scary thing is though, that that is probably true!)