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Away From The Numbers

All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.

This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

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Derrick for Berwick?

It's probably a wind up, but there's a post on P&B stating that Deekus is set to join the Berwick board, he has supported them for 50 years.

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

I did hear that he got a Black and Gold scarf for Christmas past, perhaps he just doesnt want to waste it.

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

At the end of the day I can confirm that I will be joining the Berwick board, I have supported the club for 50 years and worked at the club as a volunteer in my younger days, I started cutting the pitch when I was a foetus and later went on to writing out comps and team sheets, bullying female employees and frequently expressing racist, sexist opinions that make me an excellent ambassador for the game.

Its little wonder my friend the Berwick chairman, who is still purple after those East Fife protesters banged on his window, has set aside this position for such a popular and charismatic gentleman like me.

I will be joined at Sheilfield by One Hundred Women and the wider Tweedmouth community.

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

OH NO!!!!!!!

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

Hello sir, we've got a breadbin for you, sent by an Elizabeth Brown of Leven in Fife, i'll just stick it in the boardroom shall I?

There's also a large, floppy package in the van, I think it's an Anstruther fish merchant or something.

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

Absolute magic!

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

Anyone know any taxi numbers?

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

Yes it certainly has a ring to it be true. Hope so!!
DERRICK FOR BERWICK
How long before the Berwick fans come up with an original slogan Black and Gold not Brown ???

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

Its me again sir, I have a few things in the van for you.

Sixteen royal mail bags full of 'The Sun' Scottish Cup vouchers.

One hundred and eighteen blazers.

Seventy two pairs of cream flannel trousers.

Nine pairs of y-fronts, and nine shirts which tuck in to them.

One man bag.

One set of bowling balls.

One cupboard full of unused envelopes.

One SFA "Pie of the year" certificate.

One bluetooth headset.

If you just sign on the dotted line i'll tell the boys to start bringing them in, we'll just stick them beside the breadbid in the boardroom...

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

My God can we afford to loose one hundred women to the right thinking community of Berwick?

Re: Derrick for Berwick?

I have heard it by a very safe source that Derrick Brown has already returned to the Cowdenbeath as a director, seemingly Gordom McDougall asked him to return a couple of weeks ago when he was asked to beat it fae big Willie...

Source came from another chairman in Fife!!

Lets hope he makes a bigger mess there, than the one he left with us!!

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