Away From The Numbers
All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.
The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.
This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.
Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.
GoF
Gordon Strachan was visiting a primary school class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the him if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So Strachan asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
A little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him; that would be a 'tragedy'".
"No," said Strachan, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a Tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Strachan , "that's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. He searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me example of Tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand...In a quiet voice he said: "If the Air plane carrying you and your team was struck by a "friendly fire" missile & blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Strachan. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f.....g accident either!"
I've heard some shite jokes, that one was no different 
beckham was taking a penalty when he missed and the ball went up to heaven so beckham went after it when he got to the pearliy gates zinadine zadan and ronaldinho were there god asked them why they should be allowed into heaven n zadan replied i have been the best footballer for 4 years so god let him in. He then asked ronaldinho why he should be allowed in he replied I have invented new tricks so god let him in.And then he asked why should you beckham should be allowed in. Beckham replied I'm just here to get my ball back.
dae wory aboot it zinadine n thts th worst joke av ever herd
Big effing mistake keep eating yer l'escargot and frogslegs froggie 
Just like to point out that the post above is nothing to do with me, as everyone knows I detest bigotry of all kinds. And the Old Firm. And imposters.
Good day.
I don't believe you're really called Lynne Lithgow. That's just silly.
Me neither. Why would anyone be named after a town? Better to have a name that sounds like a village. Like mine.
& that is an order!!
Greetings from me & my brother Preston Pans!!
Not heard from Bo Ness in a while.
Did he move in with Abe R Deen?
TEE HEE
Ho Ho HO
It all smells a bit fishy where I'm standing!
I don't have a second name.
Could somebody give me one? No, Eric Shaun, that's NOT what I meant!
I live next door to Ken O'Way!
And I stay not far from Leslie. We're both neighbours of Glen Rothes
I dont have a second name either but I do have a flower show
to far like
2007
I've just sat on a seat with a broken spring sticking up.
I feel rather isolated
Ah'm freezin' and covered in bird shit. And a licht keeps flashin ower ma heid.
