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All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

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This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

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Me and Undisputed must have both had a slow day at work.


DOLLY PARTON’S TITS


I’D LIKE TO SEE GRAHAM GIBSON IN THE MOVIES
THE WAY HE RUNS WOULD SURELY BE A HIT
BUT MOST OF ALL I’D FEEL TEN FEET TALL
IF I COULD SEE OLD DOLLY PARTONS TITS


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CHORUS
FOR THEY’RE BIG AND SOFT AND ROUND AND THEY DON’T MAKE A SOUND
THEM TITS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
I GET A BULGE DOWN IN MY POCKETS WHEN I SEE OLD DOLLY’S ROCKETS
HERE IT COMES AGAIN MY FANTASY
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I’D LOVE TO SEE STARKS PARK GETTING WASHED INTO THE SEA
I‘D LOVE TO SEE STEVE TOSH WITH THE SHITS
I’D LOVE TO SEE ROBBIE RAESIDE ROASTED BY HIS BALLS
BUT MOST OF ALL DOLLY PARTON’S TITS

I’D LOVE TO SEE DWARIKA AND HIS DREADLOCKS ONCE AGAIN
OR EVEN DOUGIE HOPE FOR A BIT
BUT MOST OF ALL I’D FEEL TEN FOOT TALL
IF I COULD SEE OLD DOLLY PARTON’S TITS

chorus.......

I’D LOVE TO STAND ONCE AGAIN AT BAYVIEW
SEATED STADIUMS REALLY ARE THE PITS
I’D LOVE TO SEE A STEWARD WITH A SOFA UP HIS ARSE
BUT MOST OF ALL DOLLY PARTON’S TITS

I’D LOVE TO SEE DAVE GORMAN SWINGING ON THE BAR
I’D LOVE TO SEE HIM SAVE THOSE PENALTY KICKS
BUT MOST OF ALL I D FEEL TEN FOOT TALL
IF I COULD SEE OLD DOLLY PARTON’S TITS.

chorus......

SO LET’S STAND AND RAISE A GLASS TO METHIL EAST FIFE
AS FOR THE CUNTS WHO TREATED US LIKE SHIT
DANSKIN, DERRICK BROWN, AND ALL THE REST
EVERYONE A DOLLY PARTON TIT

BUT THE FANS UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
AND THERE’S A MAN THAT WE CAN THANK FOR IT
AND HIS NAME IS WILLIE GRAY
AND HE’S GOT A HEAD LIKE DOLLY PARTON’S TIT

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Quality, PP.

"AND HIS NAME IS WILLIE GRAY
AND HE’S GOT A HEAD LIKE DOLLY PARTON’S TIT"

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lets forget about dollys tits as long as we get the winning result

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com on the e fifers show them what you's can do tam courts get up there wi the head an put it in the net

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yer mum wil be watching

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remember she taught you

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KNOW joke tam an conrad an sams mum played football in her younger days she was great got trophys 2 prove it not that she is old