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Away From The Numbers

All good things come to an end. Or so they say. AFTN has been around since 1989, first as a fanzine and then making the jump to a website and forum in 2003. We've been through the many ups and down at East Fife in those 12 years but policing the forum has become a giant pain in the ass in recent years. As such, we made the decision not to renew it when it expired.

The forum is no more and will remain as a locked archive until it is eventually deleted by the host. We're looking in to try to save some of the content as an archive.

This is not the end of AFTN though. The site will continue and will be revamped and return in its full glory for the start of the 2016/17 season. Maybe even sooner. There will be a comment sections and possibly even a new, registered forum. Check our Twitter (@aftnwebsite) for all the latest info and we'll also post in on the EFFC memories Facebook page.

Until then, have a last browse here, thanks for all your support over the years, and 'Mon the Fife.

GoF

 

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Wet Jeans

Who was the guy who wee wee`d his trousers when on the bus toilet on sunday?

Re: Wet Jeans

Here is a hint..

"As I was walking along the Wellesley Road
I met Kevin from the Proclaimers
He said to me,did you see my pee
It`s even reached my trainers"

Re: Wet Jeans

he dinny just wet them he soaked them

Re: Wet Jeans

hey tam big kev cudnae get a pair o yir wifes troosers

Re: Wet Jeans

Big Kev follows the fife far and wide
he went to see his team play a dumbarton side
After having tanned some all inclusive
He went for a pee and became reclusive
Near dumbarton the toilet door opened
There was Kev the plot thickened
He said that when he was doing a piss
The bus hit a pothole and the pan he did miss
Down his jeans and onto the floor
You should have seen his face when hammy opened the door.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
Keep your all inclusive in moderation or at bay
Cause if you dont you will piss your jeans on match day.