Members of the the local council cigarrette police were deployed to the Arbroath pub called Tutties Nuek on saturday , they were trying to catch the elusive Mr Stag who had been spotted with a cigarrette in his mouth. One of the regulars of this establishment known locally as old smokie commented that when the Eastfife fans started arrriving he was pestering them for a fag , of which he duly was given , he started to go ballistic when he could not get a light where upon a genteleman who was dressed in what looked to be a tartan mini skirt and a tartan french pastry chefs hat removed his undergarments and threw them on Mr Stags Head to calm the situation. The proprieter was asked for her comments and said that Mr Stag was part of the fixtures and fittings , I told that Eastfife mob when they arrived to stop the signing , but as time passed and i saw how much lolly was going into the till , I told them bring it on. The cigarrette police saw the funny side of things, and have jokingly renamed Tutties , THE STAG WITH THE FAG.

Have got a photo of this perpetrator mr stag on my phone with his fag , somebodys boxers and wearing an eastfife scarf. Brilliant