scrote/ sexatery (no Bear, I still can't spell)

1977, almost 5

Bb Blues infront of Gurridelli Square until we had enough $ for a keg.

The party's over .......HERE!

Oh, lord, Is he still there? Hi Gordon. (by the way Dirk, Gordon was a rookie)

Ole Dark, duh

The fancy one that served Guinnes draft warm in the Jacoby building.

Brown Derbys, or Bud (until your knees hurt)

My easy boy in the family room.

The mountains and big trees.

Returning from an away game before finals and a whole hillside slid and covered the highway only about an hour south of Garberville. We had to turn back south and go five hours around to get back. Bear's car drove on fumes (just like he does) and got back with 5 cents among everyone in the car. The car I was in had 10 cents.

Parties at the Monistary.

Hot tubbing at Dennie's and learning to make Everclear. Watching some of the scrotes fire breathing.

How protective our guys were when some of the Davis Sucks guys called Dale by the same names our guys called us.

We ladies singing "Sinorita Rosarita" and grossing out the guys.

oops, I was going to C/R, and Debbie showed up at a Wild Tchapatulas' seminar and asked me if I wanted to join. I hadn't seen her in a year when we had gone to high school together down in San Diego. Yes, after 2 years I did transfer to HSU.

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Scrote

'96-'00

St. Patty's - I thin '97. I was going to meet my mom in SF, but I was too, um, not sober.

There are too many list. The man is a fountain of wit.

Then, the free kind. Now, the kind that doesn't flare up my alzheimers

Then, the kind with the free beer. Now, the kind that closes early so I can be asleep by 7pm

Rubber Ducky

Nothing. Your mom took my clothes off. With her teeth.

Gillette, Wyoming

Senior citizens and monkeys.

John McCain. Because he's h-h-h-hot. (I'm actually serious about that one)

I don't remember. And if I don't remember, it didn't happen.

It was either that or PETA. And I like meat too much to join PETA.

most

ceeeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeeebrate

yo-un

nothing minus the sombrero

arkansas mostly

coconut water

eh

i

rookie

uno

the ones i've been on

FOR THE HERD!!!

And then the dog threw up on my kid!

dunno yet, like 'em all

a shirt w/ a turtle on it and pants..

my dorm room

you baby...you!

you baby...you!

heh...drive back from sf after the parade...were-deer and hive-bears...ahh...

cuz i felt like it....duh..

rookie

'07

so far - Fort Bragg

"I think everything should be bloody." -Pokey

FREE

Tip-Top

Brooklyn

a squirrel-skin ball pouch

The computer lab of the J (currently sexiled from my dorm)

Saucy wenches

see above

Fort Bragg of this year - Hydro, Little John, Applepants (then Travis), and myself are the last people up around the campfire along with a good representation of the Merrits and friends. Travis is OUT of it, sloshed to the point of not being able to respond with words. One of the locals says "Hey, I've got a truck-full of apples. I'll bet you can't fit 25 of them in that guy's pants." "You're ******* on," is the response from Little John and me. He returns a few minutes later with a sack of apples and Little John and I begin our work. We stuff in 25 apples and then each cram one more in just for good measure, bringing the total to 27. maybe half an hour later a VERY confused Travis (who has not yet seen himself in a mirror) wakes up to calls of "Hey, how ya doin there Applepants?" Hydro and I then decide that the bus is probably the best place for him to sleep so we escort him to the empty bus (he's trailing apples out of the bottoms of his trousers the whole way) and tuck him in for the night. Hydro goes off to sleep and I agree to stay with Little John through a bet he made with one of the Merritts that he could finish four beers in half an hour. He seemed very concerned about not falling asleep in any road, which he apparently had some previous experience with. I stay for another half hour to watch Little John lose the bet by suds and seconds and then stumble off to bed just before four.

I found the official website a few months ago and was like "whaaaaaaaat.....they don't do lines?"

scrote-a-licious

fall Y2K

The Majestic...mmm...craft services

Le.

(with a cry of agony) "We just passed three liquor stores and the Duke of Bourbon!"

Franziskaner hef

The Blue Room

Late in the Evening

about an extra 15 lbs. of post-partum weight

Eugene, OR

Velvet Elvis as clothing, lederhosen, and pudding wrestling

sipping rum on a beach in the Bahamas while a strapping cabana boy massages coconut oil into my tan lines

Fantasy Doo-Dah never existed. This is what happens when people listen to the drunken ramblings and vicious gossip from a piggie handpuppet named Chorizo.

I figured I would meet interesting people. Heh heh heh...

Scrookie

2000 - Unkle Owen was Axe

Doo Dah Daze

I don't know WHAT you're talking about.

Let's go to the park and score some smack!

Cloverdale Ale

The Palace

Crazy on You

MLJ sweatshirt

work

The Toga Challenge, Matt Morgan playing mellowphone

Fred Hooks gave us a piece of the net. To me it symbolized why the MLJs go to so many HSU athletic events - we have a positive impact on our players and our fans. MARCH OR DIE!

I was in the Bookstore when the Banned stormed. I went back to my dorm room, dropped the class I had been buying books for (4pm T/Th), and joined Banned the next rehearsal.

Scrote

1983-1988

most of them

free

all of them

who wants to know

Sunday morning at home

Too many to put down here

Seriously I saw them at Summer orientation and thought it would be fun to play in a maching band. Hugh-bie was there....

scranda

Spring 02--- Too many....

Doo-Dah. Every year. I will be attending that gig when I am 50.

Drive it in to the ocean and set it on fire.

See above.

Anderson Valley IPA. ohhhhhh yeah, Anderson Valley. I have this vague memory of a beer fest....

Ruth McGowans and the Palace

Let's Dance

Clothes

My bedroom. I am procrastinating.

Wizard.

I'd rather be at the gig that takes place at noon today...

My rookie year in the banned was by far the best. Everything was brand-new and exciting. My first banned party was at Chief and Matts apartment and there was alphabetical stripping. XYZ Alex!!

I started dating wizard a couple of months before he bacame axe. He continued to press me about joining the banned. I told him that banned was lame and that I would never join. When he was elected axe, he told me that if I didn't join the banned, I would not see him for a year, and that he was, at that point, more committed to the banned than me. I sorta liked him, so I joined. Now you kan't get me to go away. Bwah hah hah....

Ban-duh

Spring 2005

Seattle for Men's basketball regionals. I still remember waking up in the morning and seeing snow falling on the trees. i was in a winter wonderland. Then i locked the keys in the car. poop

What, a band? Where?????

Love your rainbros.

Jamacian Red, Eye of the Hawk, Frambrozen??, Cloverdale Ale, Summer Solstice......there are just a few

Ruth i love you!!!!!

Austin Powers and Gospel John

PJ's with no underwear or bra

under my bed. Which is where my desk and other bed lie. Hard to imagine.

If you know me you know what they are because people get to them no matter.

I would love to be doing George W. Bush. I wonder if he is as stiff in bed as he is on TV. jk :op

Heh. Hot tub.

I joined the band because i was dying inside with out playing any kind of music for three years. And i like to be naked. ;)

banda

2001

doo dah

"5 more minutes"

Woo to the Hoo

Free

One that will let me in

Sweet Carolyne

your mom

work

yellow shirts that have ended up on my floor

drinking

Reno 8

The duck

removed banda

don't remember, but im sure it was great

just take your pants off

when you fall off the bus you get on the goose

free beer

the palace

funkytown

bees

the far away south

drugs and alchohol

the entire band

i lost 2 pairs of glasses...because i remember.

nudity.

ALUMNI 1978 Graduate

"Rat @#%$ Bat @#$ scraggly old @#$ 69 @#@&^ Bags tied in a KNOT"

Gordon WHO?

ALL , any NOW, then

Whatsa name DOWNTOWN ARCATA>>>>

"RUBBER DUCKIE" of course

ONLY bathrobe

Sutherlin OREGON

MLJ Site NAKED

Drunk w. MLJ's at the ROSE PARADE!

Fourth QUARTER Football was a MYSTERY
as we retreated to the BAND ROOM to
Curse and FINISH OFF THE KEG!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FRIENDS, Play Music, TRAVEL
PARTY!!!!! Get Naked!

banda on sabatical....in dublin

a while ago

the ones in the states

our vaginas are so much better than fan shirts

driving around the country in a van solving crimes and playing music

current local: Guiness

the one I just came from....otherwise the palace

get it on

too many layers

my hostel north of the liffey

irish accents

sleeping...I'm pooped

later I'm out of time

why not

pabst

north gate

huntsville, alabama

ned willis

i want to see more pictures of thomas nedward willis. that's all.

you now have a fan in alabama.

bandas

can't remember

bever

I want you to buy the band a beer

shut up rookie

the one you buy for me

the corndog

elvira

della

the center of eyore's anus

naked eyore

eyore

the first time i realized I was attracted to della, and she was so drunk she wouldn't stop hitting me, in the alley behind the palace durring foggy bottoms.
the first time I knew I wanted Nathaniel was the day after white trash when I woke up fully clothed to his butt naked self in my bed.

to lose my virginity.

well leon and trouble were still living together down the hall from me...

Scrote

1999 Fall

Picnic Day (Sucks!)

"Shove THAT in your pants and poop on it!"

"I am SO ****ED!"

Boont Oatmeal Stout

The Tip Top in Fort Bragg

All/None (depends on day, time, moon cycle....)

Wouldn't YOU like to know?

Work

Russian Dirt Beer

Wouldn't YOU like to know?!

The ill-fated Disneyland trip when several people had to go to the Disney Hospital because they overdid the safe Disney treats. Gina and I passed out for several hours on the ground outside the front gates, under the close supervision of Stacey Douglas, who wasn't doing much better.

Too good to pass up! ...a great opportunity for debauchery in the face of 18 years of strict parental control. Yay, college!