"What . . o'clock do you have?"

"That decomposing old relic in the parking lot is yours?"

"I must have mislaid a day. Anyway . . . be seeing you."

"You have the wrong . . room." clap-clap-clap-clap

"I told the old boy to get lost and did he ever."

"More unsubstantiated . . (slowly) pop-py-cock?"

I love that actor!!

I spotted that several years ago and reported it to the spoofs section. They logged it back then. I like finding spoofs =)

By Dawn's Early Light

"MILLER!!" (Butle Boy)
"I have some roses. White roses." (Speaking of retirment)
"I suppose you could call 'that' a uniform" (a stretch for the Colonel to compliment Columbo's police attire)

"I know you do" (answering Columbo's comment that Columbo needs his help.

In Identity Crisis "I must have mis-laid a day somewhere" was always a favorite of mine.

Do you like the name Fred? No? Well then perhaps you prefer the name Archibald...

Columbo: "Do you know a Lawrence Melville?"

Nelson Brenner: "No, I don't. And this time I'm not lying to you."


By the way, the other comments are all great selections.

And, one more for the road:

"Remember the routine that we used in La Paz in 1967.. Clickety-click. It's the same one.. Clickety-click. Hehehe!"