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Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

bertie has you tricked. i could picture it very easily. remember how shifty he looked during the performance of 'i saw the light'? well you would be playing a word game with him and he would lose it when you went to tickle him. pretty little caroline would witness it and act all demure and say nothing!

Re: Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

robbie, how could you say Bertie looked shifty...I mean look at those groovy sunglasses he was wearing....he was oozing cooooool!!
And if I went to tickle Bertie...it would be him who would be dead. He would die of laughter. I am a notorious tickler!!!
And as for little Caroline...one of your harem of Columbo babes....well, all I have to say to her is "You are a brat!!"....so yeah!
And thanks for putting "I Saw The Light" into my head!! This isn't going to be a pleasant evening for me with that running around in my mind!!

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

Oskar from playback as i would have exposed him as well. Actually would have found great delight in exposing him and would happily rubbed his face in it as well so he would happily have shot me without a care and would probablly brag too lol. Im not intelligent enough for him not to shot me. We would never get on as he was a pretentious fool.
I really like the episode and am so happy when in the end he gets caught.

Not a very godly post i admit so sorry.

God bless

Mat

Re: Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

I have not figured out who my murderer would be, but it would NOT be Emmett Clayton from "The Most Dangerous Match" because I would not be able to beat him at chess.

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

Joe Devlin from "The Conspirators" would probably do me in. Just the other day I welched on this deal to sell illegal... uh...

Nevermind.

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

Ok...time for cassa to be brave and bold and brazen....it is a Saturday night and here I am in Jersey..and that is what Jersey girls do on a Saturday night.....so here goes.........

First of all, I know I will regret posting this. (I posted a similar message on the colsy site)...but I can't help myself .....I was just wondering if anybody checked out the site where my poem is...it is a wonderful place to read some really great stuff..(I am not including my poem in that)....and it was created by a fellow Columbo fan....
Well...I didn't mean to sound so pathetic and desperate .....but it would make me feel good if you guys/gals checked it out....thanks

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

Cassa has written of a poem
I wonder if it's about a little g-nome?
Perhaps it's about a hat in a cat?
I can't read it 'cause I don't know where it's at.

(Was that lousy or what?!)

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

No...no..no...it wasn't lousy Headache...it was really cat-cool!....and if you look at my first post you can see how to access my poem thingy, and also a really good site for reading about a lot of topics...there is a great piece on Sinatra that I think you may enjoy.....
..and Headache, if you do get to go to this site, and you find my poem there....please don't read the whole thing....it is way too long...but it would be nice to know that my Headache looked at it...that would make me feel proud.

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

i read it cass and i thought it was wonderful..and i even believe mr. welles would approve!

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

Oh...thanks so much robbie...you made cassa smile.
And as far as Mr. Welles is concerned...I don't know...that's a pretty high compliment!!

Re: Who Would Be Your Columbo Murderer??

I've sometimes thought about this, and I've always thought, the more "refined" the murderer the better (like those Jack Cassidy ones, especially Ken Franklin). But it just occured to me, that Faye Dunaway was in a Columbo episode. If you HAD TO be killed by someone, it would be a little romantic, not only to be killed by Faye Dunaway, but by Bonnie Parker, so to speak.