Mr. Headache!! I did this one about a month ago!! Why don't you read my posts?? I always read yours. But I guess that is because I want to become your prodigy!!
I loved this when I saw it on another forum and I posted it here. I don't think anyone responded, but that is ok. Heck! I just responded to you though!! I thought it was a cool joke. Simple, yet cute, and thankfully not dirty. The people on here will respond to you though, because you are Headache.....I am only a lowly cassa. (all said in fun, guy! )

Cassa, you've made me feel so bad, and oh so very sad. I don't know how I could have missed your post but I obviously did. I would have found it hysterical, as I did when I saw the joke elsewhere. That's why I posted it here. I always read your posts. They usually bring a smile to my heart. Alas, not the above.

My feelings are low in the depths of despair. My lifeblood... spills over...

Anywho, sorry!

Chin up my friend!! I want to see a smile on your face!! And clean up that lifeblood spilling all over the place!! That is disgusting!!!

(no problemo, amigo )

Posted this little ditty before cass, and before Headache. Boy you people are snobbish. If you don't recognize a name, you don't respond.

Sorry coolsig.....I don't remember. How long ago was it?
And as far as not responding, well, look at my posts here! I sadly respond to everything and everyone!
Sorry again.

I've sent this great pun to several friends and told it to others. The quality of a pun is measured by the length of the ooooooouch of its victim. Good stuff that one.