"Here, buy yourself a personality" (Publish or Perish) Wuahaha; that's what Jack Cassidy said after giving some money to the bartender while he was being kicked out. By the way, referring to the first post; I thought Jack Cassidy said "You and this place deserve to be in The Valley".
Hey, I was born and raised in the (San Fernando) Valley that he was referring to! I'm offended!
Cassidy pretending to be drunk. Officer: "Sir ?.....Sir !" Cassidy: "What, what...what, what, what is it, what !?" Officer: "What are you doing here parked in the park ?" Cassidy: "Cu, cuz there's a sign out there that said no parking in the street" Officer: "Step out of your car please, sir" Cassidy: "Certainly...certainly not !! I am on my way home officer, so would you kindly shut that door please. Officer: "Please step out of the car sir" Cassidy: "If you want me to get out of this car officer.., or sergeant, you're gonna have to drag me out !" Officer: (Calling his partner) Uh, Fred... Cassidy: "Hm, need help hah !?" :p
One of the best alibis of the series was "The Bye Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case."