Hey, I was born and raised in the
(San Fernando) Valley that he was
referring to! I'm offended!

Cassidy pretending to be drunk.

Officer: "Sir ?.....Sir !"

Cassidy: "What, what...what, what, what is it, what !?"

Officer: "What are you doing here parked in the park ?"

Cassidy: "Cu, cuz there's a sign out there that said no parking in the street"

Officer: "Step out of your car please, sir"

Cassidy: "Certainly...certainly not !! I am on my way home officer, so would you kindly shut that door please.

Officer: "Please step out of the car sir"

Cassidy: "If you want me to get out of this car officer.., or sergeant, you're gonna have to drag me out !"

Officer: (Calling his partner) Uh, Fred...

Cassidy: "Hm, need help hah !?" :p

One of the best alibis of the series was "The Bye Bye Sky High I.Q. Murder Case."